Your idol wants to borrow 500RMB from you, respond in four words

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1. [+16k] Can it be 50?

2. [+13k] 500 for each time

3. [+9721] Y’all speaking as though you can find 500 in cash. I don’t even have 5!

4. [+8939] Repay with your body

5. [+6681] Four words? Then it’s “come back if needed”

6. [+6313] Repay with your body

7. [+4645] You can dream on!

8. [+3134] Return me a million

9. [+3010] You do me then

10. [+2882] Repay with your body

11. [+2534] It’s a yes, baby

12. [+1972] You kiss me once

13. [+1536]  Get the hell away

14. [+887] Search my body then (I’ll admit defeat if you can find 500)

15. [+648] Can I borrow 50 million from you? I’ll use my entire life to repay you

16. [+553] Give everything to you

(T/N: In order for them to remain as four words, I translated mostly in accordance to the overall meaning. Those that do not compromise of four words are that way because the original comments aren't in four words. This is fun! Here’s my response: Please write an IOU. What’s your response?)