Me during the past two days... 🍉

Text: like a badger amongst an abundance of melons 
(T/N: as mentioned before, intl fans call it tea while Chinese fans call it melon)

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Let’s talk about details that make someone lose all his/her likability

(T/N: pic randomly taken from my phone; original link had none) 

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What does being 18 mean to you?

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Which celebs do you think has a good fashion sense?

(Text: posing a cute question)

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Your idol wants to borrow 500RMB from you, respond in four words

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What 2019 really means

Those born in 1990 are already 29 years old! Nominal age is 30.

Those born in 1991 are already 28 years old! Nominal age of 29.
Those born in 1992 are already 27 years old! Nominal age is 28.
Those born in 1993 are already 26 years old! Nominal age is 27.
Those born in 1994 are already 25 years old! Nominal age is 26.
Those born in 1995 are already 24 years old! Nominal age is 25.
Those born in 1996 are already 23 years old! Nominal age is 24.
Those born in 1997 are already 22 years old! Nominal age is 23.
Those born in 1998 are already 21 years old! Nominal age is 22.

Wishing everyone a happy new year (but can you really be happy?)

(T/N: original post had no pics. pic from the internet)

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Idol marries his fan of ten years... who do you want to marry?

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When did you meet your best friend?

(T/N: pic from the internet)

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Brother opens bubble tea store in university to accompany his younger sister

(T/N: pic from the internet, video in link)

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Evidence that good fashion is entirely reliant on good looks alone...

Price of outfit in RMB (left to right): 40k, 3700, 412

T/N: I didn't really translate most of the photos because I believe the intent/message is pretty clear. If there are still issues, feel free to leave a comment, I'll try to check them a few times over the next 48 hours :D and get back to you

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A netizen met Hu Yitian 3 years ago and regrets not having hit on him back then

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People who enjoy noodles are more likely to be depressed?

(T/N: photo from the internet, video in link)

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What’s up with the hot search?

Guan Xiaotong lip sync, Bai Jingting lip sync, Wang Junkai lip sync, Deng Lun lip sync, Hu Yitian lip sync, Wu Xin lip sync

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The three kinds of girls when opening bottles

The first kind:

The second kind:

The third kind:

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After seeing these photos, you’ll understand why this 6-year-old is called the next Fan Bingbing

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[Discussion] Other people's boyfriends VS your boyfriend

Left is other people's, right is yours

[Discussion] What stupid mistakes have you made when it comes to love?

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1. I waited for him for 4 years

2. I thought I'd marry him

3. I thought she'd come back as long as I was thick skin enough.

4. I thought holding hands meant it was for eternity. 

5. I used my body to make him stay

6. Leaving him

7. I could never change my arrogant and childish personality

8. Loaning him money...

9. I went down on my knees and begged him not to leave me

10. From the very beginning, I was always nice to her. But she had a boyfriend, and I was just a spare tyre. 

11. Being too afraid to get close to someone

12. Only realizing how much I loved after breaking up

13. Spent all my money on him

[Discussion] Unable to express myself

(OP posted like 9 pictures. I won't repost, because I have to save them T.T If you're curious what she posted, feel free to click the link. But it doesn't really matter as the pics are more of an "aesthetic", or posted simply to complement the tone of the post.)

I'm not sure why, but I've been more and more unable to express my emotions. There's too much that I want to say, but in the end, I usually keep them all in. Perhaps growing up may mean the process of changing sounds of cries into silence, keeping your feelings in a place where no one can see, and learning to be strong alone.

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1. Persevering in pretending to be strong until gradually became strong...

2. I always tell myself that's pretty good to be alone, I carry all the burdens myself

3. Sometimes it's better to leave things unexpressed, because you don't know how the other party will react. 

4. There are lots of tears behind the back of perseverance. 

5. Using a smile to hide the bitterness within me, I tell myself things will get better.

6. Even if no one will truly understand you from the heart.

7.If the sky falls, use it as a blanket...

8. I don't even know how to express my feelings anymore

9. I'm tired, seriously exhausted. But I know that this is only the beginning. 

10. Help me express what I do not know how to say.

11. Well written! Agree

12. It's because we're getting more complicated, don't know who to tell to be understood. 

[Discussion] We close off our hearts, yet we grumble that no one comes to us

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*the highest like is only 182, I won't post the likes, but you can click the link if you're curious. I only translate the comments on the front page (top likes). 

1. If he doesn't knock the door, how am I supposed to know that he's outside? 

2. You chose loneliness, yet whine that it is hard to be alone.

3. Push away those who come near, yet complain that no one loves yourself.

4. But even if someone knocks on the door, I don't want to open it.

5. I don't open up easily, because I am afraid. 

6. I just go towards money. I am also a dog who stays up late. 

7. I've been waiting outside the door, and you've never asked if I felt cold. 

8. I'm proud to my bones till the point my bones burn and only ashes remain. 

9. Knock and wait a little more, she's only deciding if she should get out of bed to open the door. 

10. Lost the keys. Need someone to analyze a long time before knowing how to open. 

11. You let a wolf eat grass with you, yet you say no one has sacrificed for you. 

12. Isn't this the legendary Aquarius? 

13. Feel inferior yet arrogant. (I think I'm too ugly and don't have the rights to date. I can't take a liking to the ugly ones among my suitors yet I feel I am too ugly to date the handsome ones. I'm still a human, right?) 

14. You're a loner by nature that's why you love letting (others) down. 

[Discussion] Regardless of who leaves you, you can survive on your own.

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1. Once you've endured everything alone, you wouldn't really desire to be with anyone.

2. But I still miss you so much

3. If those who left you can live well, why can't you?

4. This road can be walked without you, but it's better with you. So I still hope to walk with you.

5. It's a mistake to depend too much on anyone apart from yourself.

6. If there's someone to love, I'll enjoy the love. If not, I'll enjoy the freedom. 

7. Always grumbling about being lonely without realizing that you gave yourself the loneliness. 

8. But I like being with you more. 

9. Whether there's anyone to accompany you, you still have to learn how to live alone.

10. She came to me first, and she left me first.

11. I even cried

12. I can live alone, but life can't find me alone. 

13. Let those who left leave; they never belonged to you anyway. So be it if you have to live alone.