Friday, February 3, 2017

170203 Kris Wu's Weibo Update







Looks like I've mastered the Buddha's Palm. Those who have watched (JTTW 2) six times can start leaving [evil smile]

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1. [+21506] Wu Yifan: Continue watching [doge]

2. [+4282] Under the rain and wind, a hotpot shop in Chongqing is awaiting you. If your schedule is not too packed, it'll be amazing to find some time to unwind as you eat some hotpot [doge]

3. [+3478] Congrats to JTTW 2 for breaking the record of 1.2 billion. My Xing-ye (referring to Stephen Chow) and Xiao-ye (Kris) are amazing. Tang Seng has been acting for the demons all along, "See, I'm actually very smart!" These two days I've been analyzing for those who have watched, so happy that many people claim to have been enlightened and want to watch again. This is a good movie. I hope that through our hard work in promoting it, more people won't miss it. Sincere, that's why there's no guilty conscience! <3

4. [+1393] It's been hard on my Tang. Today you're still a cute baby [shy] so are you eating hotpot? [dirty]

5. [+1216] Seeing how hard you work in filming for JTTW 2, you're so hard of time that you can only eat a bowl of noodles to deal (with the hunger), it breaks my heart but I'm also proud of you. Really, as a fan (a more derogatory term was used instead), I'm very proud. In my eyes, you are really really great. My only wish is that you enjoy yourself to the fullest in this life, everything you attain is what you wish to attain.

6. [+780] Wu Yifan <3 <3 <3 <3

7. [+622] If you like Wu Yifan, give this a like [shy] 

Monday, January 30, 2017

Yang Mi spotted with husband at supermarket, debunking all divorce rumors

On the afternoon of 29th January, a netizen met Yang Mi and Hawick Liu while shopping at a supermarket. Not only do the two rarely appear together, they're even bringing their daughter Little Glutinous Rice. From the taken photo, you can tell that they are dressed low-key, with caps on their heads. The duo stayed around the toys section, probably choosing a toy for their daughter.




[940 shares] [5212 comments] [21666 likes]


1. [+23218] Yes, I've seen it. Yang Mi's wearing a green cap. (T/N: It's a pun. This netizen is saying that she's been made a cuckold, using a term more commonly used on males, on her.)

2. [+5595] Yang Mi's clothes are very nice. She's dedicated to both family and work. It's hard to always fly over between Hong Kong and Beijing, she's living more like a man than a man is.

3. [+1534] Anticipating Yang Mi's Three Lives Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms

4. [+942] 1. Proves Yang Mi is not divorcing and that is not a wrongdoing. 2. Yang Mi takes care of her family in Beijing and her child in Hong Kong, running both sides she's truly a great mother and a good woman who takes care of her family. P.S. I feel my Mi's cap is very nice

5. [+314] Yang Mi's wearing a green cap [tears]

6. [+247] Wearing this cap... my big Mi Mi is hurting inside

7. [+215] I see it! Yang Mi's wearing a green cap

8. [+198] Yang Mi truly has no faults, just has bad taste for men


Saturday, January 28, 2017

Lin Dan and wife wears couple clothes after affair controversy dies down


[83 shares] [962 comments] [2456 likes]


1. [+2491] I have a new outlook towards affairs

2. [+1314] Lin Dan's quite happy now huh...

3. [+1119] That fake smile of Lin Dan

4. [+972] Lin Dan--trash

5. [+760] Lin Dan [naseous]

6. [+757] The disgust of the new year



Looking at Lin Dan showing off the love between his wife and him (by wearing couple clothes), I am reminded of Wang Shuo's words: "Just like in fairy tales when two greedy people attempt to dig up gold but end up digging up skeletons. Although they quickly bury them, even planted a tree, and grew a flower, both of them clearly know in their hearts what is under. They see the tree and the flower, but think of the skeletons."

[589 shares] [264 comments] [2228 likes]


1. [+468] Can the price (consequence) of public figures committing adultery not get lower and lower

2. [+201] A very apt description. It's like this, you can't pretend it didn't happen after it did.

3. [+189] No choice, it's their choice. It doesn't matter how much us outsiders sympathize or feel sorry, it's of no use.


T/N: not purposely translating low likes comments or anything. this was translated only tens of minutes after they were posted.

[170128] EXO Lay's Weibo Update + He Jiong Replies

First time on "Spring Night"
Never seen such a huge show before
Not daring to take my phone, I secretly took a pic of a potted flower
In the past I always see this potted plant at home
The dream I've had for years is finally fulfilled
Thankful to "Spring Night," thankful to CCTV, thankful to every year of the past
Wishing everyone a prosperous and lively rooster year




[63362 shares] [41311 comments] [246345 likes]


1. [+31768] He Jiong: the Little Pride has finally become a Big Pride

2. [+6099] ZYX replying to @HeJiong: a road of fate, thank you Teacher He, and I wish you a happy new year (honorifics)

3. [+3811] You have a fear of sharp mouths. How did you feel upon seeing all the chickens on stage?

4. [+3255] Zhang Yixing is the best!!!!

5. [+2124] Replying to @HeJiong: thank you, Teacher He, happy new year, a prosperous year of the rooster! @HeJiong Thank you for your interest and support in Yixing :) (honorifics)

6. [+1457] I finally waited till your arrival

Friday, January 27, 2017

[170127] Lu Han and Wu Yifan Studios' Respective Weibo Updates

#LuHan# 2016, a year of harvest and growth. LuBoss, you've worked hard! Very grateful to everyone for their continuous interest (in us) and support. 2017, we will continue on the same path. Wishing everyone a happy spring festival and a smooth-sailing new year! [heart] [heart] [heart]


[19963 shares] [10601 comments] [68315 likes]


1. [+74] My Lu is amazing. Please continue to be relentlessly be popular in 2017!

2. [+71] Lu-ge, happy new year. Tonight I'm waiting for you to come out, will definitely sit and wait.

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The new year has you, everything will go smoothly. #WuYifan# Studio wishes everyone a happy and prosperous new year.


[8022 shares] [3939 comments] [22352 likes]


1. [+14] Wu Yifan, (happy) new year, be healthy. You must definitely continue to be relentlessly popular. Happy new year, I love you.

2. [+13] Wu Boss, happy spring festival.


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T/N: Both Lu and Wu's studios used puns in their messages, hence quite hard to accurately translate. Same with LYF's updates, the top comments had very little likes as compared to the posts themselves.

[170127] Liu Yifei's Weibo Updates

[Laughing emoji]

[98560 likes] [7793 comments] [18632 shares]

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1. [+1825] Happy new year :)

2. [+1701] Happy new year, fairy <3 <3 <3 Always love you and understand you

3. [+600] Qian Qian, happy new year [hug hug] 

4. [+367] Liu Yi Fei is the prettiest in the world, right?

5. [+174] Everyone happy new year :)

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1. [+183] My fairy, happy new year <3 <3 <3 

2. [+134] Happy new year, Liu Yifei [shy] hope that in the new year you'll be healthy, safe, and happy, with more time to slowly enjoy life and what you like. You're always the best in our hearts <3 <3 <3

3. [+104] Goddess, happy new year [shy] [shy] [shy] 

Special: Lu Han's Chinese Memes Collection


Don't speak if you're ugly

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My heart hurts to the point I can't breathe

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I'm so angry but I'll still smile

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Weak~

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Please!

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How did you become this fat?

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Just why are you so dumb?

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I don't know what you're saying

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Look at that crazy person

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Say no more, use your heart to feel it

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You're beyond redemption

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What? What?

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What?

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Are you fucking playing me? 

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The brain is a good thing, I hope you have one too.

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