Saturday, September 10, 2016

22 year old male may be imprisoned 10 years for selling fake tickets of Jay Chou's concert

Basically, a 22 year old Singaporean sold fake tickets of Jay Chou's concert online, and was caught by the Singapore police force. He will be in court this Saturday. If charged, he may be jailed up to 10 years and fined. But these comments are by Chinese netizens.


weibo *


1. Is this possible in China? We may not even arrest him... 

2. (tagged 2 users) You cheaters would have gotten your retribution if you were in Singapore!

3. Damn. China should be like that, and lock you up for 10 years if you sell fake tickets!!! China is so serious that you only get locked for a few days if you attacked a police officer.

4. This is a lawful country! I'm envious of Singapore!

5. You can be jailed 10 years just for selling fake tickets? This is so much better than some of those warnings issued.

6. There can be fakes for this kind of shitty tickets, look at Singapore's level.



*IDK why, but I'm unable to share the link of the post, so I just linked the weibo account of the post.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

[Discussion] Do you wish for your ex to live well?


[145 shares] [432 likes] [1321 comments] 


1. If you live well, I am not envious. If you don't, I won't laugh. We've loved, and there's no hatred between us. I just hope that we'll never meet, lest it be awkward. That's all. Let's be fine individually. 

2. I hope he lives well in the other world

3. I hope you live well, but don't let me know.

4. Can't eat, can't sleep, die earlier than me

5. What the hell has it got to do with me? 

6. What ex? Shouldn't he be dead?

7. I hope he doesn't live well in the other world. 

8. I hope he hurry dies.

9. I hope he doesn't live well, so I can live well.

10. Yes, because I initiated the breakup.

11. It depends on which ex it is.

12. I don't understand why we broke up when we were doing fine...

13. It's a dilemma. If he doesn't live well, I'm in pain. If he does, I'm in greater pain.

14. I hope he's not as happy as me.

15. Of course. After all, we were once in love.

16. I hope he becomes gay.

17. I don't have an ex.

Monday, September 5, 2016

[Discussion] Whichever school God planned for you to be at, proves where the people you should meet are at.

(Yes, the grammar is weird af. But the grammar was already originally problematic even in Chinese, idk how to salvage this...)


[916 shares] [2489 likes] [617 comments]


1. It has nothing to do with heaven. More like what you did the past 3 years in high school.

2. And then you meet a bunch of bastards.

3. A load of bullshit.

4. You fucking took the examinations yourself, what has it got to do with God?

5. So fucking unlucky 

6. I rather not have those encounters.

7. I met a bunch of retards.

8. Female high school...

9. Stop lying to yourself and others.

10. It's not according to heaven's plans, but your abilities.

11. You can't go against God's will. If you don't do well, blame God then. 

12. Hahaha, I  like this sentence.

13. Wherever you go, there are people you ought to meet, bad and good.

14. Bullshit, my mum planned it all. 

15. You like to lie to yourself and others as much as I do.

16. It's not planned by God, but how hard you worked.  

Sunday, September 4, 2016

[Discussion] Why a round face is better

Post talks about how a round face is better than an egg shape face with a v line (not literal. original was "seed shape face")


Only people with high visuals dare to shave their heads.
Only people with round faces dare to shave their heads.
Therefore, people with round faces have high visuals.

If you're not a round face, how can you be an emoticon

A round face is called cute, a sharp face is very stupid-looking.

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Weibo (there are a few more pics if you're int in seeing more)

1. [+1471] If you're one of the animals above, then perhaps so.

2. [+1345] So this is your reason for being fat? 

3. [+1343] This is the same as "flat chests look better in clothes", comforting yourself.

4. [+522] You're too much! What about us who are born with an egg-shaped face with v line

5. [+314] Always deceiving yourself like that

6. [+294] This, I agree, but my legs are round.

7. [+269] It actually makes sense.

8. [+249] Meanwhile a big round face isn't included 

9. [+179] I actually can't refute.